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Wouldn’t it be cathartic to be able to use more interesting words when spelling what you are trying to say?⁠

#ChuckAasinAlpha⁠

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We need a SURVEY to SURVEY why SURVEYS are so prevalent.⁠

#StopTheSurvey⁠

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Why do tourists constantly get out of their cars and approach wild and dangerous animals?⁠

#BearsEatHumans⁠

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Have you ever felt the need to ask the parking ticket machine to validate you?⁠

#ValidateMe ⁠

#HelpUsBringMoreLaughterIntoTheWorld #selfesteem #selfimprovement #selflove #selfimage #selfconfidence #selfconfident #selfcare #seizetheday #positiveaffirmations #positivethoughts #positivethinking #staypositive #positivemind #loveyourself #gratefultoday #grateful #enjoyingthemoments #enjoythemoment #behappy #appreciatelife #attitudeofgratitude #LifeWillBeTheDeathOfMe #TMIforEllen #lmao #PetPeeves #LaughResponsibly #TheChuckItList⁠
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Have you ever squeezed your spouse’s knee under the table to get him/her to stop talking? It’s the Marital Morse Code! ⁠

*One gentle squeeze = “Honey, please don’t tell this story.” ⁠
*Two long, firm squeezes = “STOP TALKING right now!” ⁠
*Multiple, rapid squeezes = “Get me out of here!!!”⁠

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If putting someone “down” typically means you are insulting or killing them, then why not just say you are putting the baby to bed?⁠

#PutTheBabyToBed #HelpUsBringMoreLaughterIntoTheWorld #LifeWillBeTheDeathOfMe #TMIforEllen #lmao #PetPeeves #LaughResponsibly #TheChuckItList
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Wouldn’t it be great to have greeting cards for the people you DON’T want to thank? ⁠

#JustSayNoThankYou⁠

#HelpUsBringMoreLaughterIntoTheWorld #AttitudeOfGratitude #NoThankYou #ThankYou #FirstWorldProblems #LifeWillBeTheDeathOfMe #TMIforEllen #lmao #PetPeeves #LaughResponsibly #TheChuckItList⁠
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Why does miracle of childbirth have to be accompanied by such physical pain?⁠

#WhyDoesItHaveToHurt ⁠

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We need a chain of Emotional Healthfood Stores!⁠

Wouldn’t it make more sense to reverse the “natural” order of things and make all the high-test, most delicious foods the most healthy things to eat?⁠

#KaleScandal #KaleTastesAwful⁠

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Why is the word “Phonetic” spelled with a “Ph” instead of an “F”?⁠

�#SpellPhoneticPhonetically⁠

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So all that marketing departments had to do was call a book part of a “Trilogy” to get everyone to rush out and buy all 3 books? I’m starting a QUINTOLOGY!!⁠

#TrilogyPloys ⁠

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There’s nothing wrong with remaining friends during a divorce, but most folks would probably prefer the ‘ole “friends with benefits.”⁠

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When did taking your restaurant leftovers home become self-service? ⁠

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Here’s something every recreational golfer should be required to know before setting foot on a golf course: If you see golfers behind you constantly waiting, LET THEM PLAY THROUGH. ⁠

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There just has to be some regulation that requires the grounding of really, really old airplanes. By the way, does anyone actually say “lavatory”?⁠

#HowOLDisThisAirplane #NoSmokingZone #SmokeFree⁠

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How is it that no one has come up with an alternative to shoving a tennis ball into their underwear during a tennis serve?⁠

#ThereHasToBeAnotherWay #AustralianOpen #ATP #TennisLove #USPTA #TennisPlayers #Tennis #ProfessionalTennis ⁠

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I think it’s safe to assume that most people travel with more than a shoebox sized suitcase.⁠

#AirRage #bagfees #baggagefees #CheckingLuggage #LuggageFees #NoOverheadSpace #TSAprecheck ⁠

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The “chuck it” here was a toss up…..chuck hateful tattoos or chuck the muffin top…. The tattoos won out.⁠

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Is it really necessary to do this to the weathermen and weatherwomen?⁠

#WorstJobEver #UnnecessaryDuties⁠

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